rocky

im watching rocky and i just saw him drink FIVE raw eggs. and the only thought i had was his farts mustve STUNK!

gifts.

my girlfriend texted me the other day and it said "i bought you a present! i saw it and i knew youd like it!" when i was given the gift, i saw it was a poster with the different types of farts on it. she saw a poster about farting in a store, and thought i liked farting so much that she purchased it, for me. i then questioned my life, with a priest.

break in the awkwardness

a few friends of mine and i were playing basketball with some older, cooler guys who graduated high school about four years prior to us. we were picking teams, and shooting around, and it was for the most part quiet. then one of the older kids let out a long long fart, and there was a slow giggle, which escalated to a crack up. the game continued, with a more light mood from that point onward.