Party fart

I was at a party the other night, and I was talking to this girl. She was very attractive.

She wanted to change the song, and asked me to come with her and her huge breasts to the speakers.

We crouched down, and the crouching-action made my butt hole open so wide, there was no way I could prevent the escape of serious air. The fart startled me, so to cover up the sound, I yelled, "HEY!!!" right in the girl's ear.

She didn't know I farted, but from then on she thought I was retarded. My Dad is gay.

Gay Fart

I'm sitting on my couch, and my friend just got up, flamboyantly farted, and then smiled at me with an air of a sense of accomplishment.

I called him out for what he truly is. Not a gifted farter, but rather an ungifted faggot.

That wiped the fucking smile off his face.

Delta Chi Fart.

One morning, a friend of a friend of mine was very hungover, sitting in his dorm room playing Fifa, and another friend came in, ninja jumped onto the couch, and farted directly in the face of the one playing the videogames. The fart was so potent that it caused the farted-on-one to vomit on himself. Sucks man.

aftershocks

you ever notice...that when you fart once, normally smaller, shorter farts follow, like the aftershocks of an earthquake....its crazy, they are rarely mentioned, but come about 87% of the time. aftershock farts. yerp.

Relationship Farting

A friend of mine has been dating a girl for over a year, but the time when he knew she was a good girl is very interesting. He was canoodling with her one night, and holding in a large fart, and she got up to use the bathroom. As soon as the door closed to his dorm room, he ripped a thunderous one, and no sooner did it exit his ass his girlfriend from the hallway giggled and went "i heard that." From that day on, it was love.

Sorry.

Sorry for the hiatus, Its not like I HAVEN'T BEEN FARTING???!?!?!