I was at a party the other night, and I was talking to this girl. She was very attractive.
She wanted to change the song, and asked me to come with her and her huge breasts to the speakers.
We crouched down, and the crouching-action made my butt hole open so wide, there was no way I could prevent the escape of serious air. The fart startled me, so to cover up the sound, I yelled, "HEY!!!" right in the girl's ear.
She didn't know I farted, but from then on she thought I was retarded. My Dad is gay.
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