Machine Gun

What is funnier than a machine gun fart? Everyone knows what it is. The tight pitched, repeating, firing fart that almost rolls off the tongue. but instead of rolling off your tongue, it rolls out your ass. Often it takes a couple seconds to get going, but then it gains momentum, and hilarity ensues. I just had one. They seem to work even better on hard, flat surfaces. A wooden chair is always a reliable boom box for your machine gun farts. I have a friend who is really good at them. Theres a lot of good things about him but I'm most jealous of his machine gun fart prowess