Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Shower Farting
I love farting in the shower for many reasons. I feel like I've become really good at it. I can control how much I push out and sometimes even control the pitch, much like a trumpet player. A trumpet player that steps on ducks, actually. Does anyone know why farts smell so much better in the shower? Anyway, today, a few seconds ago, I let one rip slowly at first then finishing loudly. It smelled sweet and strong. Definite carrot and grape flavors in my nostrils. I don't know why everything is better in the shower: sex, farting, eating, etc. I wish I was in the shower right now...
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