Blake Wexler drives a gay ass car

Last night I went to this college humor comedy event where someone named Blake Wexler was performing. Anyway, the show was about two hours long and I was holding in terrible gas the entire time. Well once it finally got done we packed into the most homosexual car/suv/ idk what it was but it was fucking gay. And being the shortest person of the group (story of my life) I was expected to sit on the floor because there weren't enough seats. Right when I felt the gas really building I warned everyone to open the windows. So I let out two quick farts that both sounded like someone just shot a bee bee gun that they spent ten minutes pumping the pressure up. Approximately 2.3 seconds after the gas was released from my body Jeff let out a "oh dear god" and Blake yellled "what the fuck did you do in my car!". The only sad part of this story is that I wasn't able to see Casey's (blakes girlfriend) face which was apparently one of disgust, surprise, anger, and sickness all in one. I have no idea what im talking about, fuck everyone.