Never Forget

I was just sitting here. Just casually sitting here. I let one go. Well to be more specific, one kinda just rolled out. Nothing weird, just a poofer. No real noise except for a real low-key version of the sound you hear when you open a 2 liter pepsi for hte first time. So i continued to sit there and it completely slipped my mind that I farted. I forgot. Then i breathed through my noise and smelled...then I remembred that I did. It was a deadly reminder.