valley fart middle school

I'm at VFMS, its 5th grade, Its after third period snack time and all of a sudden i feel this sharp sharp pain in my lower stomach/pelvis area. So i did what any logical 5th grader does at the time. I turn to my friends who are playing four square and say "yo i think my testicles are going to explode." Then i go to the nurse, she tells me to go to the bathroom and feel them and see if anything strange is in there. When i am alone in the bathroom, i let out an epic, epic fart that was probably the result of not wanting to fart in class and holding in 3 hours worth of really good farts. This begs the question...is holding in your farts healthy? Clearly the answer is no, therefore, fart all day.