so i had a meeting at 11 am with my professor, just to talk about the semester so far. this is usually my tuesday nap time, so i drank some sort of starbucks energy coffee drink. as if coffee needed any more caffeine. well my stomach has already been upset this week, so all that caffeine didn't help, as gina piccarri told me, "coffee makes ya poop." so im sitting with my professor, who is extremly long winded, and i just have to fart so badly, im just squirming in my seat like a little bitch. so i sprinted home crying when it was done and farted alot.
the end.
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