Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Frat Fart
I was out at Penn State one weekend visiting a bunch of my friends. We pregamed pretty hard and went to some frat (I have no idea which one). It was pretty crowded and I was up at the bar trying to get a beer but it got to the point where only chicks and people who knew the brothers could get a beer. Well I'm pretty pissed and just let out a good fart in disgust. After like ten seconds the fart mixed with all the sweaty body odor and smelled like an old gym sneaker filled with poop. The kid behind the bar goes holy shit what is that smell and turns to me and says "dude did you fart". I'm drunk as hell so my response was "Yup". His reaction... He gives me two beers.
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