Endurance

Last week I was in a situation where I really could not let any go for a while. So naturally it built up and built up. And finally I ran to my car after a long period of butt clenching. As soon as I got in and hit the seek button on my radio while simulatenously unleashing a fart. The radio started at 90 FM, and by the time the fart ended it was all the way at 98.1 FM. I don't know if that makes any sense, but it was the longest fart in recent memory.